It’s just not right!
You couldn’t even run your fingers through that if you tried. Real hard!
If these wigs add a sense of mystique or something, then I’ve been going about things all wrong!
Gad zooks, people! A wig that makes you look older than you are (or maybe just about the same age as you are – it’s kinda hard to tell here)? Wtf?
Oh! And so that all the chicks out there who like to see dudes in wigs and fake mustaches don’t feel left out…