Today’s sexed-up offerings come in two odd little booklets that I found in and amongst the squirreled away and saved stuff in my grandparent’s/mom’s/childhood home (that’s 3 generations +++ of stuff that was packed into that place!).
The first one is called The Modern Dictionary. It’s one of those tongue-in-cheek gag books that seems like it would be funny, but really only is if you’re drunk and/or really tired and you’re actually asleep…and you didn’t read any of it. In my opinion the best part is the cover.
Feast your eyes on the hilarity…
Next up is another gem of a booklet called The Grand Deception. Apparently some folks feel deceived if not everything looks exactly the same? That’s my take on this second gag book that is better for the illustrations than the text, if you ask me.
Yuk yuk yuk.
craftette 
December 22, 2012 at 1:57 pm
Oh my! Bring on the heavy artillery!http://andeverythingelsetoo.blogspot.com/2011/03/bust-with-humor-adults-only.html( Your’s is in MUCH better condition than mine 🙂
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December 22, 2012 at 4:24 pm
Hilarious! I hadn’t made it that far and didn’t know you had this. Did you notice that some of the names are different? On yours olives and on mine cranberries. And full moons/cup and saucer. Pretty soon we’re gonna start posting the same things on the same day!
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December 22, 2012 at 4:40 pm
That’s funny, I didn’t notice! Boobs are distracting, even cartoon ones, ya know?Peas pod.
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December 22, 2012 at 4:46 pm
yeah – i think i may have experienced that once or twice…
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December 22, 2012 at 7:41 pm
Also, the deception angle might refer to how these booklets were packaged… did you notice how mine has a false / family friendly cover to hide it from unapproving eyes?
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December 23, 2012 at 4:05 am
wait a minute – that fake cover down at the bottom – what does that mean (is that what you’re referring to as the family friendly cover?) – cause the name of that is the same name of the first book i posted here – Modern Dictionary. were they maybe packaged together or something? was that fake cover over the whole book? i’m really confused now.
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December 23, 2012 at 4:04 pm
Yeah but mine has a Peter Pan cover… a deceptive cover over daddy’s secret nasty boobs joke book. Like a kid reading a Playboy in class, carefully concealed inside a history book.
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December 23, 2012 at 4:10 pm
yeah but!!! that wasn’t my question. in my post there are two books – Modern Dictionary AND The Grand Deception. in your post there is ONE book – The Grand Deception AND the Peter Pan cover at the bottom that says on it Modern Dictionary. so my question was…i guess…why do i have two books with two names and you have one book with the same two names as the two books i have????
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December 23, 2012 at 4:19 pm
I don’t know… mines so ratty and falling apart, maybe I’m missing a section?
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December 23, 2012 at 4:22 pm
i don’t think i’m going to be satisfied until we can compare them side by side someday. and i’ll be quite tortured until then…
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December 23, 2012 at 5:22 pm
You’re on!
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