Ok, so this first one’s not too scary.  I mean the dresses are a little unnerving…but I kinda like that lower lady’s hair.
But here’s where I start sweating a bit.  The wig, the smock, the ornament skirt, the look on that crazy lady’s face…

And here…here is the image that will cause me to wake up screaming in the night.  Who on god’s green earth would not only come up with such a ridiculous hat and scarf set, but then force this poor girl to pretend to be happy wearing them, and then, against all better judgement while looking at the proofs, say “YES!  Print this!!”  Who?   It’s not even a real hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!