Upside down cross brownies and the scariest pizza you will ever see….

I was scared when I first saw this ad – but I was double scared when I thought that the white stuff on top was also soup – like cheese soup?  You can take a deep breath and rest assured that they suggest mozzerella (or process cheese) for the top.  But those 5 little shrively pee-wee mushrooms look like sad sack flotilla devices in the seas of hell.